Attention men and women everywhere - since "abortion" is currently the new emotional buzzword (until we all remember how much we all hate Mexicans), and it's an inflamatory subject for both sides, may I make this proposal: take extra steps not to get pregnant. In fact, even if you WANT to have a baby, don't do it. The only way we can rid the planet of the scourge that is humanity is by not producing more of the awful beings. Let the human race go peacefully extinct. Once the poor and middle class stop all reproducing, and our top 1% is the only percentage of human beings, fighting over scraps, maybe they'll think twice about starting again.
After the extinction of the human race, we will not have to worry about who is "right" or "wrong" when it comes to the environment, energy, global warming, global weirding, women's rights, minority rights, human rights, morality, reality TV, Liberals, Conservatives, Independents or Sarah Palin. Certainly there will be far less chatter on whose YouTube video "sux" more.
Please, humans, stop bearing children. It's the only way we're going to learn - kill everyone once and they'll never do it again.
Superman: we are not a race worth saving. Please move along.
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